A friend of mine just emailed me some pictures from Cinco De Mayo. Most of the pictures were from the karaoke part of the night, and my immediate thought when I saw them was, “Wow, she was there?”
Anyway, this was the last picture in the bunch, so I’m guessing it was close to 3am [...]

This past Memorial Day weekend, I went home to Florida to attend The Most Ridiculous Wedding Ever (TMRWE). On one of the nights, a couple friends and I decided to visit one of the, ahem, Gentleman’s Clubs that populate the Cocoa Beach area. I was low on cash, but had just enough money [...]

Cover charge for my sister’s friend and me: $60
First round of shots and beers: $100
Second and third rounds of beer: $70
Watching you get your panties in a twist because I said “I didn’t catch your name..was it Captain Douchebag??” to you when you came over to hit on my sister: Priceless!

The following takes place on the day of Cinco de Mayo. My name is Amish Shah, and this is the longest day of my life.
[beep BEEP beep BEEP beep]
9:00 AM: I spent the better part of the morning emailing back and forth between friends to figure out how we will celebrate the wonderful Mexican [...]

Bet 1:
Sujeet and I bet Sachin that he would not go to the gym more than 12 times before Christmas vacation. $30 bet, and Sachin was so confident that he even gave us 3 to 1 odds. ($90 to Suj and I if we win). We made the bet on Thursday. So [...]

I realized I never explained what our halloween costumes were (pictured a few posts down).
My costume is pretty obvious - I was a fireman. What is not so obvious is the fact that I am wearing a costume meant for kids ages 4-8. I bought it at the drugstore at 10:30pm before going [...]

“Amish, look heroic…”

Our halloween costumes!

Where’s the fire?

I miss college