Last weekend I went home to Florida for one of my cousin’s wedding. As the eldest of the cousins on my Dad’s side, he was also the first one to get married. I’m the second-oldest of the cousins, and those of you familiar with old-fashioned Indian ways know that this means I’m next [...]

You just spent five minutes asking different people (including myself) if you need to dial “9-1-” before using the fax machine. How hard would actually trying this out for yourself have been?
(Inspired by I Hate You, New Guy Who Sits Next to Me)

A google search for manhattan yuppie currently yields this website as the third result. I’m a little upset about that. Is that all I am to you, Google?

Rishi and I were IMing at work today, when all of a sudden a haikufest broke out…
amish where are you?
away from your computer?
that’s so sad to hear
sorry i missed you
just got back from taco bell
wish you could have come
what did you get there?
i’m eating my lunch right now
it’s not very good
mexican pizza
bean burrito with sour [...]

This would be funny if it ever happened:
Sachin: I have no criticism for your blog today. Please keep every post exactly the way it is.

Do you think employees of Microsoft are allowed to use Google? Or can they only use MSN? Are all Google sites lumped into the same “black list” of blocked websites like nakedwomenofseattle.com?
I’m guessing they’re not, cause I’m sure the bigwigs at MS acknowledge that Google can be useful. But I think this [...]

I used to care when other people were in the bathroom at the same time as me, but now I just don’t give a shit.

While in India, I rediscovered a fun way to kill time. Mad props to whoever can figure out the subject of this post.
My money’s on R. Sharma.

Say you’re at work and you need to go pick something up from someone who you’ve never met, who sits in a sea of cubicles on a floor you’ve never been to. You get lost walking around, so you stop at someone’s cubicle and ask if they can help you find where you’re going. [...]

Wow two posts in one week!
I had probably one of the funniest phone discussions with my dad yesterday (see a picture of him a few posts down). Some excerpts:
……
Me: So what have you been up to this week?
Dad: Nothing much. Well…..I fell off the ladder a couple days ago.
Me: WHAT?! HOW?!
Dad: I [...]