I went on quite the bender last weekend. Multiple 32-ounce styrofoam cupfuls (yes, that said multiple 32-ounce styrofoam cupfuls) of beer at a ridiculously-happy hour with coworkers Thursday night; two separate bar tabs at Gallery bar Friday night; Michigan football at Professor Thom’s on Saturday; one more bar tab at Gallery bar Saturday night [...]

Got a lot to catch you up on. This is a very lengthy update of the last month. Some of the stuff probably deserves better narration, editing, or even a separate post, but I wanted to get this up ASAP (translation: I’m too lazy to make this better). Anyway, let’s not [...]

Long time no see. I’ve been sucking at this lately, haven’t I? I mean, damn, posts from April are still sitting up here on the front page. How’s that for frequency? I bet you thought I had retired. Nope. Sorry. I’m still here. I’ve prepaid for two [...]

Well, not really accredited. Hell, I’m not even sure I know what that means. But I did have my first “journalistic” experience ever last Friday. By sheer luck, I was invited by a friend of a friend in public relations to attend an NFL-related press conference being held the day before the [...]

Gotta love my hometown. Only Melbourne could produce a story worthy of such a ridiculous headline.
Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants
[Courtesy of Lev, who found this God-knows-how.]

…is this:

Seriously, the parts where he’s laughing so hard that no sound comes out….get…me…every…time. Reminds me of myself when I’m watching an episode of America’s Funniest Home Videos (which, in case you don’t know, still airs on a weekly basis and is a permanent fixture in my DVR’s Series Manager).
[Video found by The Idiot]

Work is absolutely killing me right now, so I apologize for being M.I.A.
-Touch Down There (my ZogSports touch football team) lost in the second round of playoffs this past weekend, putting an end to our undefeated season. Part of the reason we lost was because we were quite simply outplayed by the other team. [...]

Something really and truly AMAZING has just happened. Something that makes me extra happy that I have this blog, one- because without it, this never would have happened, and two- because I now have the ability to tell you about it.
Unfortunately, I’m swamped at work and don’t have the time to do so.
But rest [...]

Good: Someone finally whistled at me, after 2.5 years of living in this city.
Bad: It was my garage attendant.
Good: It’s because Hertz gave me this car (Chrysler Crossfire) yesterday:

Bad: People will now think I am trying to compensate for something.
Good: I’m not…
Bad: Well, maybe just a little bit.

Sorry for the lack of posts last week. Work’s pretty busy right now, and I’ve had some other things going on outside of work that have occupied the rest of my time. Anyway, here’s the last week in a nutshell:
-Halloween was awesome, as it always is. I’m proud of my costume, which was [...]