A couple months ago, I went to my friend John’s wedding in Florida, and in the absence of a bathing suit, took a midnight swim in nothing but my undies.
Last month, I went to another wedding in Florida where I yet again took a swim. Only this time, it was indoors. And the pool (which was really just a fountain in the lobby) was only eight inches deep.
Also, I was fully clothed.
I’d been sitting on the bench-like edge of the pool when the two assholes to my left had the idea to throw me in. Luckily, through a combination of their own incompetence and my unwillingness to go down without a fight, they fell victim to their own attack.
I have one more wedding to attend this summer, and my goal is to make it into the pool wearing an actual bathing suit.
have you become THAT guy??
Yup. Which is why I’m a member of the “My friends are getting married, I’m just getting drunk” group on Facebook.