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Halloween

Those of you that have been around this blog for a while know that Halloween is one of my favorite times of the year. Over the last few years, I’ve had some pretty amazing costumes and pumpkins…

In 2004, I dressed up as a fireman, which, though not that unique of an idea, was amazing because the costume I wore was intended for wear by kids aged 4-8 (and was purchased from Duane Reade).

In 2005, I took the physical challenge and went out as a Double Dare Contestant. Put together completely from scratch after visits to Conway, Wal Mart, and Home Depot, this is my proudest costume to date. I also carved my first pumpkin that year. My carving – the Batman symbol – was simple, but not bad for a first attempt (in my opinion, which is all that matters).

Last year, I continued the Nickelodeon theme and went as Quailman (from the Doug cartoon). Not many people got it, but those that did LOVED it. I also intricately carved the Michigan Block M into a pumpkin – quite possibly the best work of art I’ve created in my entire life.

(Side note: In college, pre-blog, my greatest costume was right around the 2002 World Series, when I dressed as the Anaheim Angels’ Rally Monkey. What can I say? I’m a badass.)

This year was no exception. Last week, I got together with my usual crew to continue our annual pumpkin-carving tradition. Without further ado, my cannibalistic pumpkin:

While shopping for a pumpkin, I found a deli selling the little ones, and decided to roll with the idea. I had to buy a fairly large pumpkin to make sure I had enough room for such a big mouth, so scooping it out took FOREVER. On top of that I had to carve out the front and back of the little one too, so that light could shine through. All in all, a lot of effort, but the results were worth it.

When I got home that night, the doormen in my building were so impressed by it that they asked if they could keep it on their counter. Since I was leaving the next day for a long weekend in Chicago, I happily handed it over to get maximum exposure. Sadly, it was gone by the time I got back (one of the doormen said they eventually had to trash it because of flies), but apparently it was a pretty big hit while it was there. They took a picture of it and put it in the front of an album they had of residents’ costumes. I’ve never been so proud.

More pics: light and dark closeups of the scared little pumpkin being eaten, another angle of the whole thing.

I spent last weekend in Chicago, so I celebrated Halloween weekend there. This year, I went as part of a group costume – the Scooby Doo Gang. My costume, though not as ‘homemade’ as in previous years, was still a lot of fun to wear, and it attracted a lot of attention.

We didn’t have a Velma. The girl next to me played Angela from The Office. Sadly, the above is the only picture I have from that weekend, and it doesn’t show Bier, who played Shaggy (which was funny in its own way, because Bier is completely bald). I would have had more pictures, except Mike (Fred, above) very stupidly deleted all the pictures in his camera. And he claims to be a ‘professional photographer’ too. Ha! (You wanted a mention in the blog? You got it, pal!)

Since I was using a borrowed costume in Chicago, and didn’t have the rest of the gang with me here in New York anyway, I went with a different costume on Halloween night, paying homage to one of my favorite shows on television.

In case you can’t tell, the back of my shirt reads:

Michael Scott’s Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

I also carried around a giant check for $340 made out to “SCIENCE”.

As always, a great halloween. Can’t wait for next year.

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6 Responses

  1. I cannot believe you rocked that Scooby Doo costume. KUDOS.

  2. I have very fond memories of the Rally Monkey…. The rally monkey, found at 4 am in the forum hallway between Easeville and Apt. D, not having a home… The rally monkey, curled in the fetal position at 10 am in the “foyer” of easeville sleeping through Michigan-Michigan State tailgate. The ever so popular rally monkey.

  3. That is FALSE. That the second thing did not happen. I’m pretty sure I was tailgating at SigEp that day.

    The first thing, however…. completely true. I’m pretty sure the giant square shaped hole in the hallway wall was a result of that night.

  4. 2 questions:

    1) is the beer-abstention still going?

    2) now that goateed amish is back (a la 2001), does that mean D.E. mode is back too??

  5. Clarify, you were later than normal to tailgate.

  6. Agreed. I do have a faint recollection of waking up on the floor and thinking “Why am I not on the couch?”

    Suj – Goateed Amish is long gone. This is full bearded Amish. No D.E. mode with this one.

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