At pre-party at my new apartment -
Turner: Sachin, why are you calling me?
Sachin: I don’t know… cause you’re sitting on my phone?
(Turner pulls Sachin’s phone out from under him)
While explaining our decision not to get bar stools-
Me: We’ll never end up sitting there. You can’t watch TV if you’re not facing…the TV. (Pause) Write that down.
Taco Bell, 3am-
Kumar (worker):- Hey man, where’s your other friend today?
Amish – Oh, Rishi? We got separated tonight. He didn’t make it.
Kumar – Haha…That guy loves to come in and ask for beer.
Taco Bell, 3:30am (retold to me later)-
Kumar: Hey man, I was just asking about you!
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