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Gotta love my hometown. Only Melbourne could produce a story worthy of such a ridiculous headline.

Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants

[Courtesy of Lev, who found this God-knows-how.]

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By Amish
— April 24, 2007 at 3:47 pm
  • we are all freaks down here!

    do you not read this blog regularly? i think its fairly obvious that amish is from this freakish wacko town! lol
  • Is Melbourne, FL really full of wackos/freaks?

    If so, is there something special about the town or something?

    Because a guy I went to high school with moved down there, and if there was a guy I went to high school with that would be likely to have a body or two under his porch, it would be that guy that moved down there.
  • Nirav
    He was part of MIMA, and had an office a few doors down from a friend of ours' father's office (dunno if that friend wants his father's name associated with this character).
  • Lev
    Needless to say work is a little slow.

    And am I the only one that sees racist undertones when Captain America fucks a burrito?
  • it was from a super hero pub crawl! i didnt go, but know a bunch of people that did...

    what about the new headlines?!?!? 32 year old teacher sleeps with 16 year old (middle school student) boy...
  • Amy
    i'm so proud to come from this town...why do so many disturbed individuals live in florida? maybe the heat goes too quickly to the brain?
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