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SHINJUKU!

March 16th, 2007 · No Comments

Remember that episode of Entourage where Vince does a commercial for an energy drink in Japan?

Turns out that everyone’s favorite badass, Jack Bauer, has gone and done the same thing. I’m not really sure what it is he’s selling - something called CalorieMate that looks like a cookie/granola bar - but the commercial is pretty awesome…

The best part of this thing is that IT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. Maybe I’m missing something in the translation, but I’ve interpreted the storyline of this commercial to be as follows:

Jack Bauer hijacks a van. As he starts driving, he yells at the former driver (still in the vehicle) for directions to some apparently important location. He hauls ass to that place and arrives with a screeching halt. As cops and helicopters make their way over to some big building, Jack Bauer pauses, takes a bite of CalorieMate, then takes a phone call.

And…SCENE.

(Credit to Rishi for the find)

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