…for some snowboarding fun. Videos and multi-shot sequences to come next week.

Holy crapoly did you waste a lot of time at this website today?!
Seriously, according to my logs, you were here for about 2.5 hours and read just…about…every…post. 25 archive pages worth. I can’t even fathom how you did that. I feel like this is too good to be true. That my [...]

In somewhat sad news, Barbaro was euthanized earlier today. I say ’somewhat’ sad, because although a horse lost its life, I am hard-pressed to really care. I mean, I’m not a horse-racing fan, nor an avid horse-lover (yikes, some of those entries are creepy), and quite honestly, I think the story of Perky [...]

Though most of my weekend was filled with standard social activities, my Saturday night was highlighted by a hilarious late-night trip to Taco Bell with Rishi and Chris. Since you’re most likely sick of hearing me talk about Taco Bell, check out Chris’ version of the story instead:
What I Did This Weekend: Thinking Way [...]

I’m a man. I like pickup trucks and action movies and beer. Lots of beer. I’m good with tools. I can put together furniture (Ikea’s a joke), and I helped my dad build an addition to our house (see before and after. Nail guns are awesome, by the way). [...]

I’m less than two weeks away from a big snowboarding trip out to Breckenridge, Colorado. I’ve spent the better part of the month counting down to this trip, but late last night a frightening thought crossed my mind.
I’m terribly out of shape.
I quit put my gym account on hold a couple months ago. [...]

Rishi sent me a link to a video in which Stephen Colbert explains the whole AT&T thing. While that video was hilarious, I made the mistake of clicking one of the ‘related’ video links that popped up at the end.

I am not sure what is weirder, the fact that this guy bothered to write [...]

Oh.
My.
God.
More later, after I try to comprehend everything that just happened.
(R.I.P Taj Mahal Badalandabad. You’re a terrible actor, but we’ll miss you anyway.)

Nadia Yassir (a.k.a Marisa Nichols):

Close Second: Jack Bauer.
Honorable Mentions: Toughie. I guess this would be a tossup between Karen Hayes, Sandra Palmer, and Chloe O’Brien. Yeah, I said Chloe. I mean…she doesn’t look bad in this pic. I’m just sayin’. I wouldn’t necessarily say no.

The following takes place between 8:00pm and 9:00pm:

(Scene outside my apartment building. Yes, I did name that file ’screwyouforruining24day.jpg’)
My cable went out, 37 minutes into the 24 season premiere. I am NOT happy right now.
Conversation with Time Warner:
Me: My cable just went out.
TWC Guy: Looks like an outage was declared literally one minute [...]