In case you haven’t heard, leading astronomers around the world have decided to reneg on previously accepted scientific fact and have demoted Pluto’s status as a planet in our solar system. Pluto is no longer a planet.
In honor of this momentously trivial occasion, I have compiled a few lists…
Things That Would Not Be The Same If There Were One Less
1. Wonders Of The World
2. Taco Bells
3. Jessica Albas
4. Candles (16…get it?)
5. #41
6. Testicles
7. Gifts in my ultimate wedding gift
8. Dalmations
Things We Could Use One Less Of
1. Britney Spears babies
2. Girls who have rejected me
3. Yankees wins this past weekend
4. Sequels to “Big Momma’s House”
5. “Big Momma’s House”
6. Posts that were blatantly written for Gawker but were rejected
7. Hours wasted writing this post which is turning out to be not that great
8. Movies titled “Snakes On A Plane”
Things That We Could Use One More Of
1. Dollars in my salary (times 10^8)
2. Taco Bells near my apartment
3. Jessica Albas (in my apartment)
4. Michigan Basketball NCAA tournament appearances
5. 1/2 hour of Entourage each week
6. Inch of length on my…..television. Yeah, television.
7. Item for this list so that it would have eight like the others
Email: me [at] amishshah [dot] com
6 responses so far ↓
marie lyn bernard // Aug 24, 2006 at 8:09 pm
How about “official recognition for previous Michigan NCAA tournament apperances and triumphs that have been officially ’stripped’ from us by douchebags who want to make some sort of Point about Honor but are really Dumb because The Fab Five Ruled, no matter who got a nice car out of the deal.”
i love steve fisher forever,
mb.
amy // Aug 25, 2006 at 6:40 am
go gators
j // Aug 25, 2006 at 6:55 pm
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desiree // Aug 25, 2006 at 7:52 pm
Hi! I just wasted two hours at work in between running reports and hiding from my phone reading your archives. I love you. The post I loved best included the designer jeans. Brilliance. I cannot remember where I linked from but I shall be back!
Kate // Aug 28, 2006 at 2:04 pm
You could also use one less link to Spinachdip on your blogroll. I could have used one less drink on Saturday night.
Amish // Aug 28, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Fixed.
I too could have done without the last couple of drinks that night. Good times.
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