This post was meant for Gawker
But I couldn’t quite figure it out
Couldn’t think of a good subject
Writer’s block, without a doubt

I thought about the heat wave
But that’s so yesterday
Besides I’m sitting indoors
So its not that bad anyway

Yes, I’m apartment hunting
But I can’t write about that
I’ll end up getting angry
Fucking brokers, those asshats

I could try to be a bigot
Hate on gays and blacks and jews
But that’s not really how I feel
But have you seen the news?

The subway always sucks
So why bring it up again?
When I finally visit Staten Island
I’ll write about it then

Should I write about the bar scene,
And how I’ll miss 6’s and 8’s?
Or how about the dating scene,
And my extreme lack of dates?

I’m really at a great big loss
About what to write about
My mind is blank, my brain is fried
So I guess I’ll just peace out

This post was meant for Gawker
I’m sorry that it sucked
I better get my act together
Lest my visitor stats get fucked

This post was meant for Gawker
Hope you liked the little rhyme
I sincerely promise you
I’ll try (a little) harder next time