This post was meant for Gawker
But I couldn’t quite figure it out
Couldn’t think of a good subject
Writer’s block, without a doubt
I thought about the heat wave
But that’s so yesterday
Besides I’m sitting indoors
So its not that bad anyway
Yes, I’m apartment hunting
But I can’t write about that
I’ll end up getting angry
Fucking brokers, those asshats
I could try to be a bigot
Hate on gays and blacks and jews
But that’s not really how I feel
But have you seen the news?
The subway always sucks
So why bring it up again?
When I finally visit Staten Island
I’ll write about it then
Should I write about the bar scene,
And how I’ll miss 6′s and 8′s?
Or how about the dating scene,
And my extreme lack of dates?
I’m really at a great big loss
About what to write about
My mind is blank, my brain is fried
So I guess I’ll just peace out
This post was meant for Gawker
I’m sorry that it sucked
I better get my act together
Lest my visitor stats get fucked
This post was meant for Gawker
Hope you liked the little rhyme
I sincerely promise you
I’ll try (a little) harder next time
Staten Island has some nice apartments to rent.
You should get Clustrmaps on your site. You can find out where across the world people are reading your blog at. I just posted mine a couple days ago and people are reading mine from as far away as New Zealand in the last two days! http://clustrmaps.com/index.htm
what tune am i supposed to sing this to?
so did you get on gawker with this?