Have you ever accidentally checked someone out that you aren’t supposed to?
So I have this friend, and he was telling me what happened to him at the bar last weekend. He was hanging out with his roommates and friends, having some beers, shooting the shit…you know, the usual. In between sips, his eyes panned around the bar, checking out any girl within eyeshot.
You know, the usual.
Nice…nice…yikes…eh, not bad…hottie…decent…nic- [record scratches] Whoops!
Turns out my friend eyed some girl, she turned around a second later, and he realized he had just checked out his roommate’s girlfriend.
Awkward.
So my friend doesn’t know what to do. He’s thinking about blogging about it. He’s hoping that the roommate, his girlfriend, and the other 14 readers of this his blog will read it, laugh, and then get distracted by something so that they forget all about it.
Hey, pull my finger!
Email: me [at] amishshah [dot] com
7 responses so far ↓
sachin // Jul 13, 2006 at 10:58 pm
your (friend’s)roommates girlfriend is a hottie, I (He) probably doesnt mind.
suj // Jul 14, 2006 at 4:39 pm
why don’t we tell the story about when your (friend’s) former roommate met your (friend’s) current roommate’s girlfriend for the first time?
your (friend’s) former roommate and current roommate are standing at the bar together watching the rose bowl, waiting for your (friend’s) current roommate’s girlfriend to arrive.
your (friend’s) former roommate turns away from the TV to look around and people watch for a second. former roommate makes eye contact with beautiful girl. former roommate smiles.
beautiful girl smiles back and begins to walk over to former roommate and current roommate.
former roommate has a minor embolism upon realizing that said girl is approaching.
former roommate stands up straight and attempts to look sincere and not shady.
beautiful girl arrives.
your (friend’s) current roommate turns around and sees beautiful girl.
beautiful girl leans over and gives current roommate a kiss hello, and former roommate a quizzical look.
former roommate has a major embolism upon realizing that said beautiful girl is your (friend’s) current roommate’s girlfriend.
former roommate spends the rest of the evening trying to seem sincere and not shady.
former roommate fails miserably…
Amish // Jul 14, 2006 at 5:51 pm
I have lost all semblance of a clue about what we’re talking about.
sachin // Jul 15, 2006 at 12:08 pm
I know exactly what you are talking about, hahaha
Lev // Jul 18, 2006 at 12:06 pm
I say get an eyeful. Its when you get a mouthful or a …dickful, thats when you get into trouble.
Anonymous // Jul 19, 2006 at 10:18 am
Have you ever checked out a girl, and by the time you get to her eyes, you realize she’s been staring at you the whole time?
that’s when you KNOW you’re in!
Anushka // Jul 19, 2006 at 2:35 pm
Hahahahahahaha
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