Here are some of the things I’ve thought about today…
-You know when you try to blow your nose and keep blowing and blowing in an attempt to get everything out, and then finally nothing comes out anymore so you think you’re all done and clean, but then as soon as you throw away your tissue, you sniffle. What the fuck is up with that? Where did that come from?
-I don’t dislike Paris Hilton’s new song. That bothers me.
-If I was a rapper, I would want my name to be a mixture of two words like Chamillionaire (Chameleon and Millionaire). Like Chamillionaire, it would not have to make sense.
-Stay with Verizon or switch to Cingular?
-Who do you think the first artist to use ‘MySpace’ in a song will be? Has this already been done? My vote would go to either Kevin Federline or some up-and-coming rapper. Either way, I hope that person’s career is a failure.

Tacoagulator. Straight up.
Email: me [at] amishshah [dot] com
9 responses so far ↓
Kido // Jun 23, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Just heard “myspace” in a rap song on Hot 97…
preetma // Jun 26, 2006 at 2:11 pm
And don’t be saying shit when they askin’ questions
And-and you be giving me my space
And-and-and you don’t be runnin’ on MySpace
oh kanye, you were so promising
Amish // Jun 26, 2006 at 2:30 pm
Kanye? Seriously, Kanye? That is so disappointing. Is anyone else starting to get the feeling that maybe we overhyped Kanye a little bit.
Also, the award for “least informative, and therefore utterly useless, comment” goes to Kido. Thanks for nothing.
niyati // Jun 27, 2006 at 12:56 pm
just heard the paris hilton song on the radio and it made me smile and dance around in my apt. pretty sad.
preetma // Jun 27, 2006 at 2:53 pm
overhyped most definitely but what makes me sad is that it is a pharrell song. i have always expected better from him. oh wait, that was until he did that song with gwen stefanni.
Desi Junkie // Jun 29, 2006 at 12:07 am
What happened to your hand in that picture, dude? Did that guy from seat 10E come back to finish the job?
Anushka // Jul 3, 2006 at 9:39 am
Switch to Cingular, its what the cool kids do
Henish // Jul 27, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Amish, you’ve got a hilarious blog too? Us Indians are running this blog shizznit! Just to comment on your combo of two-words-named rappers, check out this link and don’t have no T-Bell or M-Dew in your mouf while viewing, it ain’t safe: http://www.conchords.net/video/hiphopmed.mov The chamillionaire has got nothing on the hiphopotamus or the rhymoceros!
Fobiopatel's Friend // Aug 7, 2006 at 2:55 pm
All of society’s problems can be blamed on hip-hop alone. If you do not agree with me, you are simply wrong.
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