While droves of people left the city for beaches, vacations, and whatever else it is that people with more money than me do, I decided to stick around this Memorial Day weekend and officially kick off the summer right here in NYC. Fortunately, we were blessed with great weather and I spent most of [...]

You just spent five minutes asking different people (including myself) if you need to dial “9-1-” before using the fax machine. How hard would actually trying this out for yourself have been?
(Inspired by I Hate You, New Guy Who Sits Next to Me)

A google search for manhattan yuppie currently yields this website as the third result. I’m a little upset about that. Is that all I am to you, Google?

Rishi and I were IMing at work today, when all of a sudden a haikufest broke out…
amish where are you?
away from your computer?
that’s so sad to hear
sorry i missed you
just got back from taco bell
wish you could have come
what did you get there?
i’m eating my lunch right now
it’s not very good
mexican pizza
bean burrito with sour [...]

I don’t watch American idol. Even though one of my favorite artists is a product of this show, I don’t find it that entertaining. Well, the first few episodes are entertaining….the awfully bad auditions and brutally-honest remarks from the judges are hysterical, but after that I lose all interest.
But given that all of [...]

Jack Bauer takes shit from nobody. Even symbols of the birth of Christ.

Because every profile looks like this:
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*Technically, I am a registered member of MySpace. I needed to do some stalking information-gathering. Apparently you can’t do that without an account.

While eating with some friends the other day, the notion of a fusion between Mexican and Indian cuisines was brought up. The idea was quickly dismissed and conversation moved on to other topics. But here, now, a few days later, I find myself unable to think about anything else but the awesomeness of [...]

Fucking David Blaine just wasted two hours of my life. I postponed watching 24 for this….FUCKING BULLSHIT.