The good thing about this time of year is that, for about two weeks, we can forget about Bush, Katrina, abortion, and military recruiting, and focus on the thing that REALLY matters:
What people wore to the Oscars
Despite having the second lowest ratings in Oscar history, it seems like everyone is talking about this year’s fashion winners and losers. And the question that keeps popping up is
“WHAT THE HELL WAS CHARLIZE THERON WEARING ON HER SHOULDER?!”
Seriously, everyone is flipping out like Dick Cheney just shot somebody. And I’ll admit, when I first saw her outfit, I was a little taken aback. But then I got to thinking, and realized
SHE IS THE SMARTEST, MOST PRACTICAL WOMAN ALIVE
Allow me to demonstrate my point with a graphical representation:
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