This would be funny if it ever happened:
Sachin: I have no criticism for your blog today. Please keep every post exactly the way it is.

I think some of the best stories are the ones that you don’t really remember until mid-conversation, hours (or days) later.
“Yeah, so we started St. Paddy’s day out at McGees cause it was right near our apartment. Then we went to meet up with Sachin’s girlfriend at some big Irish NYPD party that she [...]

Do you think employees of Microsoft are allowed to use Google? Or can they only use MSN? Are all Google sites lumped into the same “black list” of blocked websites like nakedwomenofseattle.com?
I’m guessing they’re not, cause I’m sure the bigwigs at MS acknowledge that Google can be useful. But I think this [...]

The good thing about this time of year is that, for about two weeks, we can forget about Bush, Katrina, abortion, and military recruiting, and focus on the thing that REALLY matters:
What people wore to the Oscars
Despite having the second lowest ratings in Oscar history, it seems like everyone is talking about this year’s fashion [...]

I hate this guy:

But this guy rocks: