For those that don’t know, Dave Barry is a pretty famous humor columnist for the Miami Herald, who also has his own blog. As a fan of the show, he also often blogs about 24.
Yesterday he posted a link to random Jack Bauer facts.
After reading the top thirty (as rated by readers) and dying of laughter, I decided to submit a few of my own.
The lyrics “He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake…” were actually written about Jack Bauer.
Jesus wears a bracelet that says WWJBD.
When Jack Bauer says “DAMN IT,” God actually damns someone.
At the time of this blog entry, the last one is IN THE TOP THIRTY!
Email: me [at] amishshah [dot] com
9 responses so far ↓
Amish // Jan 23, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Unfortunately, I’m no longer in the top thirty. It was fun while it lasted.
Go find my facts and vote for them!
Kevin // Jan 23, 2006 at 3:23 pm
These are funnier:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Kevin // Jan 23, 2006 at 3:24 pm
These are funnier:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Amish // Jan 23, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Take that back (before Jack Bauer hurts you).
Caroline // Jan 24, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Am I the only one who isn’t bored enough to watch 24?
Amish // Jan 24, 2006 at 5:49 pm
If by bored, you mean cool, then yes.
Amish In The City // Jan 24, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Menu,6,2,2
While in India, I rediscovered a fun way to kill time. Mad props to whoever can figure out the subject of this post. My money’s on R. Sharma….
Caroline // Jan 24, 2006 at 7:53 pm
Ouch, low blow. This is like when everyone was really into the OC.
Seriously, how long can he stay awake?
I think the best defense for his torture techniques would be to offer him a pillow, blankey, and teddy bear, because the dude has to be tired. Except it’s Jack Bauer, so it’d have to be a Ninja teddy bear, equipped with hidden numchucks.
Amish // Jan 24, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Well each season is not a consecutive day (they are a year or so apart), so really he’s only staying awake for 24 hours at a time.
But if we wanted to stay awake for 5 hours, he could totally do it.
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