No I’m not. I’m just kidding. But its fun to use that as an excuse for not doing something. Like last week at my holiday party… the DJ started playing Holla Back Girl. I can’t stand this song. A pile of shit is to the Mona Lisa what Holla Back [...]

Say you’re at work and you need to go pick something up from someone who you’ve never met, who sits in a sea of cubicles on a floor you’ve never been to. You get lost walking around, so you stop at someone’s cubicle and ask if they can help you find where you’re going. [...]

Jen K, of Tallahassee, Florida writes:
Hey Amish!
I went to the Tallahassee holiday parade this past weekend and I almost fell over myself to take this picture for you. Its not the best pic in the world but you get the point. Its too bad he wasn’t throwing out burritos…the cheap bastards threw tootsie [...]

Wow two posts in one week!
I had probably one of the funniest phone discussions with my dad yesterday (see a picture of him a few posts down). Some excerpts:
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Me: So what have you been up to this week?
Dad: Nothing much. Well…..I fell off the ladder a couple days ago.
Me: WHAT?! HOW?!
Dad: I [...]

If there’s one thing that will make a guy stop dead in his tracks, its a Victoria’s Secret catalog. It really makes no sense. There’s plenty of places to see T&A these days…the Internet, Channel 35 (for NY residents), hell, even during football games (i.e. the Janet Jackson and Nicollette Sheridan incidents). [...]

I recently saw a commercial online for a perscription drug called Lunesta. Its essentially a sleeping pill. After 25 seconds of the voiceover guy talking about how this drug can help you sleep better, there were 5 seconds of required medical mumbo-jumbo disclaimers. An excerpt:
Side effects may include….[blah blah]….and drowsiness.
Yes, drowsiness. [...]