My mom left for a four month trip to India yesterday morning. Don’t ask me why she’s going for four months. I really don’t have an answer. All I know is that there’s no more nagging phone calls to deal with for four whole months. FOUR MONTHS! That’s like 240 phone calls that I don’t have to deal with!
Anyway, being the good son that I am, I tried calling my dad in the evening to check in on him since he’s home alone now. He didn’t answer any of his phones but then called me back later.
Me: Where were you?
Dad: I was on the treadmill.
Me: You couldn’t answer your phone?
Dad: I didn’t have it with me.
Me: Fine. What did you eat for dinner?
Dad: I haven’t eaten yet.
Me: What are you going to eat?
Dad: I have some leftover Taco Bell.
Fucking classic.
Email: me [at] amishshah [dot] com
12 responses so far ↓
sonny corenthos // Sep 28, 2005 at 5:15 pm
and then you found 10 dollars…
Amish // Sep 28, 2005 at 5:31 pm
And then YOU posted a comment under the name of a soap opera character, in an attempt to seem anonymous…or cool…Neither of those happened, Sachin [redacted].
Anonymous // Sep 28, 2005 at 8:52 pm
I was certain leftover Taco Bell was against the rules…
madmanan // Sep 29, 2005 at 9:39 am
4 months?!?!?! shes gonna miss my brothers wedding?!?!?!
Anonymous // Sep 29, 2005 at 3:38 pm
Don’t worry- Sachin didn’t give himself that name. I got your back Sachie.
Anonymous // Sep 30, 2005 at 2:13 pm
Just thought you should know that your second sentence needs to be edited to make sense.
Amish // Sep 30, 2005 at 2:18 pm
I’m pretty sure everything makes sense in there buddy…Don’t they teach English at UF?Care to correct me? And tell me who you are?
Kevin // Oct 2, 2005 at 11:44 am
Don’t ask ‘me’ why not ‘my’ why…hahahahaha
Amish // Oct 2, 2005 at 1:01 pm
Ouch…fixed….
Umang // Oct 3, 2005 at 4:39 pm
They actually do teach English here at UF, although I have no need to take it. Nice try arguing against me but for future reference, I’m never wrong Amish.
Amish // Oct 3, 2005 at 4:42 pm
I hope someone beats you up.
Rajan // Oct 13, 2005 at 1:37 pm
umang u da mang!
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