One of the neat things about having a blog and having a higher-than-average knowledge about websites is that I can collect an array of statistics about who is visiting my blog (Hello ladies of Kirkland & Ellis - Chicago!
In addition to getting info like IP addresses, city/state/country, or even the name of the company thats paying you good money to waste time reading my blog, I can also get statistics about how my visitors arrived at my page. Specifically, I can even see what people were Googling (or Yahoo!-ing or MSN-ing) when they found me.

Some of the stuff is pretty standard, like people looking for information or updates on the Amish In The City tv show that was on UPN.

But some of the stuff is just downright wierd, perverted, and/or hilarious.

So I’m announcing a new feature of this blog. From time to time, I will announce a new “Fucked-Up-Search-Word-That-Brought-Someone-Here of the Moment”

I will post the phrase in a picture file, so that the web search engines don’t actually move my page UP in the rankings. The number in parenthesis indicates the number of the result that I come up as. You can even click the image and see the results for yourself!

Without further ado, here’s today’s entry:

Man, he must’ve been pretty disappointed.