So I’ve still been doing the reverse commute to New Jersey everyday. Which still sucks. It’s been the death of this blog. It shouldn’t even be called Amish In The City anymore. It should be called Amish In The State Thats Shaped Like A Big Doodoo.
Anyway, by the grace of God [...]

Sujeet: what are your parents thoughts on the issue?
Chad: they are excited that im going with you and sachin and amish
-Chad, on his upcoming trip to the Dominican Republic with Christyne (his girlfriend)
[Edit: Corrected mispelling of Christyne's name based on the following email I got from her...]
You spelled my name wrong…asshole!!!! my parents think I’m [...]

Lately, I’ve been getting requests from RANDOM people asking me to be their friend on [insert Internet social network that used to be cool but now is only fun for looking up ugly people to make fun of them].
No offense to ugly people.
But anyway, today I got a request on facebook from a random Indian [...]

Sheel: amish
Sheel: on a list of qualities you look for in a girl
Sheel: how high is taco bell loving
Sheel: i feel like its somewhere above intellect but below looks
a.chat: right after “having a vagina”

I have no clue why I haven’t shared this story with you all, because it happened 8 months ago. It’s one of those events where you wake up the next day thinking “Man, that was a fucked up dream,” and while nursing your hangover at a diner with your friends, you start to tell [...]

One of the neat things about having a blog and having a higher-than-average knowledge about websites is that I can collect an array of statistics about who is visiting my blog (Hello ladies of Kirkland & Ellis - Chicago!
In addition to getting info like IP addresses, city/state/country, or even the name of the company [...]

Ladies, I need your thoughts on the following situation….
Pretend you are at work and you just sent something to the printer. When you get to the printer, you see a male coworker of yours grabbing some printouts (including yours) off of the top, so you ask him if he accidentally grabbed your items. [...]