Sullivan: when i came back here my instructors were like lets play 2 truths and a lie
Sullivan: and i was thinking
Sullivan: 1. i am hungover 2. a girl is throwing her brains up in the bathroom and 3. i love this game

A lot of you have complained about the fact that I haven’t posted in a while. Soooorrryyy. I didn’t realize that the mildly disappointing existence of a chubby Indian kid in New York City was the sole source of entertainment in your life. Read a fucking book, you uncultured slugs.
Just kidding.
I really [...]

IndOcake: ok youre the only person i can think of whod be able to help me with this question
IndOcake: but ive roamed about this entire city and please tell me
IndOcake: where is taco bell
IndOcake: i just want a chicken supreme chalupa i dont think im asking for much
IndOcake: and you might be my only hope [...]

I had my first REAL New York City celebrity encounter yesterday. Before now, I had only seen Will Smith outside of the Letterman show and unknowingly passed by Robin Williams in the Village - both of which were too insignificant to be considered encounters. I know what you’re thinking….”Amish, didn’t you meet Kal [...]

amish: i start commuting out to the jerz tomorrow
sach: hahahaha
sach: sorry pal
The funny part is, he’s actually from New Jersey.

Food-Court Taco Bell Not As Good, Area Man Reports
Its a sad day when a friend discovers a satirical article, and tells me it reminds him of me.
Its even sadder that I agree.

Ten Years Ago - I was a pubescent pre-teen. My facial hair was coming in (more), my voice was deepening, and most importantly, I had found a new hobby.
Five Years Ago - I had just finished high school and was preparing to leave for Michigan. It was a pretty boring summer. Good [...]