Warning, this post may gross you out a little.
You know when you’ve recently been sick and are better now. But still have all this excess mucus (a.k.a. SNOT) in your head like a week later. And then, out of nowhere, you have to sneeze. And its one of those suprise-attack sneezes that you have absolutely no time to prepare for. And its over before you know it. But since you didn’t have time to grab a hankie or tissue, in the .16 seconds between the sneeze cock-back (the AH-) and the actual sneeze (the -CHOO) you’ve attempted to perform a maneuver with your hands that not even a cat, with its cat-like reflexes, could pull off. And now you have successfully expelled SNOT all over your hands, upper lip, and even your laptop (YES, YOUR LAPTOP)….
That just happened to me.
The girl in the desk next to me was standing up at the time and said “Bless You.” I hope she didn’t see me.
She’s cute.
God, I could just die right now.
Email: me [at] amishshah [dot] com
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Big Heavy // May 26, 2005 at 6:25 pm
you think it’s funny but it’s snot.
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