We ordered Chinese food today at work. This was my fortune cookie:
You are interested in public service.
Is it me, or is that NOT A FORTUNE? When the hell did fortune cookies stop being fortune cookies, and start being commentary on my personality? And who the fuck is making these whatever-they-are so mind-numbingly [...]

Let’s try something new here with the blog. If you read one of my posts (such as the one below) and I ask you for advice, CLICK THE LINK THAT SAYS ‘COMMENTS’ AND ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
I’ve decided I’m going to make my own website (one that is not hosted by UMich). I [...]

The other day I was rounding a corner and bumped into someone. “You scared me half to death!,” they said.
That got me thinking. There’s definitely a few people around here that I’d like to bump into….twice.

So as if the dilemma from my previous post wasn’t enough, my trip to Taco Bell ended up being even more of an ordeal!
After posting the message about my dilemma, I left my desk and walked out to the front door of the building. Since my desk isn’t near any windows, I did not [...]

For those of you who know me well, you know that I am somewhat of a Taco Bell aficionado, an addict if you will. I don’t know what it is, but I can’t get enough of it. I think there might be crack in the beans or something.
There are several different items on [...]

Shirley, reminiscing about my AP English antics:

nolechic: you were so funny in that class
nolechic: I will never forget when you told her that you would clean up her whole room if she would give you an A
nolechic: that was classic!
amish the fury: HAHAHA I said that?
nolechic: yes in front of the whole class!
nolechic: it was [...]

CNN.com - Teacher charged with having sex with student
As disturbing as this is, you gotta admit, the teacher’s kinda hot!

I’m just going to go ahead and say that I have a hetero-man-crush on Kiefer Sutherland a.k.a. Jack Bauer, CTU.

Check out this picture, its amazing!

I know what you’re thinking. “Amish, you’re dirty!”
But I’m not. Look closely, its not what you think!

amish the fury: You Shook Me All Night Long
amish the fury: just came on launch
amish the fury: its getting me pumped to leave work in a few minutes
LEVSworkinHARD: mahna mahna by the muppets just came on my ipod
LEVSworkinHARD: got me pretty ripped
LEVSworkinHARD: and by ripped i mean i just farted