The following is a conversation between my co-worker Kevin and I.

uconnkev03: so I just talked to DC
uconnkev03: I wouldn’t pick up your phone if I were you
amish the fury: y?
uconnkev03: she said she’s going to call you to work this weekend
amish the fury: are you serious?
uconnkev03: yeah
amish the fury: don’t bullshit me man
uconnkev03: I just got off the phone with her and she said she’s call you
uconnkev03: don’t pick up
amish the fury: fuck
uconnkev03: what?
amish the fury: its ringing
uconnkev03: don’t pick up
amish the fury: really?
uconnkev03: what did you do
amish the fury: nothing
uconnkev03: hahhahha
amish the fury: didn’t pick up
amish the fury: kevin i’m serious
amish the fury: don’t bullshit me
amish the fury: did she really say that
uconnkev03: hahahahahhaaha
uconnkev03: no that was me calling you
amish the fury: you asshole
amish the fury: i fucking hate you
uconnkev03: hahahahahahahaah
amish the fury: my heart is racing
uconnkev03: hahhaha
uconnkev03: but aren’t you relieved now
amish the fury: yes
amish the fury: god you’re such a douchebag
uconnkev03: hahahahaha
uconnkev03: I got you good fucker

Yeah, he did.