ames3142: i just hope no one thinks i’m actually friends with her

Amy, on receiving a friend request (on thefacebook.com) from someone in high school who we weren’t really friends with. Both of us felt too guilty to reject the request.

Coupla links for you today…..
The Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
The Rules…a must read

The following is a conversation between my co-worker Kevin and I.

uconnkev03: so I just talked to DC
uconnkev03: I wouldn’t pick up your phone if I were you
amish the fury: y?
uconnkev03: she said she’s going to call you to work this weekend
amish the fury: are you serious?
uconnkev03: yeah
amish the fury: don’t bullshit me man
uconnkev03: I just [...]

I have no clue what is going on in this picture, so I’ll let you decide. Leave a comment with your best caption for this pic. The best one will win….something.

This might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. The last line is my favorite.
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Some funny videos I’ve seen recently…
Conan O’Brian visits tech support in India
Napoleon Dynamite does the Top Ten list on Letterman
Russell Peters - Indian stand-up comedian

I must say I am impressed with current TV programming (and its ability to prevent me from accomplishing anything else with my evenings). My current ‘must see’ schedule of shows is:
Sunday - Desperate Housewives (Eva Longoria - so hot, want to touch the heiny)
Monday - 24 (Keifer Sutherland - so ho…er, so heroic)
Wednesday - [...]

I work in public accounting (auditing). For those that don’t know, that means I work for a company that performs auditing services for large companies. Think financial statements, SEC filings, etc. If you’re still lost, take a fucking business class you hippie.
Anyway, because of the nature of my job and because of [...]