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I realized I never explained what our halloween costumes were (pictured a few posts down).
My costume is pretty obvious - I was a fireman. What is not so obvious is the fact that I am wearing a costume meant for kids ages 4-8. I bought it at the drugstore at 10:30pm before going [...]

For those that don’t know the story of my move to New York…
My new job in New York was beginning mid-July, but due to family emergencies and a trip to Europe, I was unable to come to New York prior to my start date to look for apartments. I flew up to start my [...]

QDB: Top 100 Quotes
A bunch of snippets from conversations from chatrooms on IRC. Some of these had me in tears I was laughing so hard.

I couldn’t understand a word she was saying, but I think we’re going out next week.
-Sachin, on hitting on a South African girl

I voted today! Well not really, I voted last week, but my absentee
ballot will be reaching Florida today!
I really wish I could wear one of those “I Voted” stickers.