Uno, dos, tres, catorce…
equals
One, two, three, fourteen….
What the fuck, Bono?

Apparently we overpaid our cable provider last year by $3.51 and the refund check in my name was sent to Ben (former roommate) in Ohio. He mailed me the check with the following note:
I know $3.51 is more of a hassle than its worth. But my mom was relentless. So here you [...]

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Is it wrong to sing along to Alanis Morisette?

Bet 1:
Sujeet and I bet Sachin that he would not go to the gym more than 12 times before Christmas vacation. $30 bet, and Sachin was so confident that he even gave us 3 to 1 odds. ($90 to Suj and I if we win). We made the bet on Thursday. So [...]

The NBA is about hope, and peace.
-Bill Walton, NBA commentator and fucking moron

Sorry I haven’t posted anything in a few days.
My sister and two of her friends from school were up last weekend so I was busy entertaining them. I’d say it was a pretty good weekend and they got to see a pretty good amount of New York, especially some of the stuff that most [...]

Happy Diwali everyone.

Fuck the South
“‘Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole,’ we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.”
Hilarious.

The two things I love most about the virtual bartender site…
1) There’s about 2 dozen different movie clips of things this chick will do. Even saying things like banana, or light saber, will get her to do stuff.
2) The fact that there was some chick WILLING to do this. Some guy with a [...]